The song "Highway to Hell" is actually about High Overlord Saurfang's driveway.
The Dark Portal was known as the Sunshine Portal until Saurfang walked through it.
Once known as Screamer, he was reduced to Murmur after meeting Saurfang.
If Saurfang cleaves you, you do not lose 10% durability. You will lose all your armor, and will be unable to return to your corpse because the pieces will be too far apart from each other to rez all at once.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Saurfang.
High Overlord Saurfang puts the laughter in manslaughter.
High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, except instead of a sheep, he turns you into a corpse.
High Overlord Saurfang demands 6 hours of silence for meditation every week. The result of this is Tuesday morning maintenance.
Items cannot be soulbound to High Overlord Saurfang. He has no soul.